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Scandal

by bidy on February 18th, 2008 at 13:00 CET

I've been hearing some nasty rumors recently, claiming that the inaugural season of the CGS is already over. So soon? Good for them, but quite frankly, siding with the majority, I couldn't care less.

The Championship Gaming Series has had about as much impact as an Anonymous raid on the Church on Scientology with the general populous. Try to discuss the importance of the CGS to eSports at your local and you'll soon become the victim of weird looks whilst your friend Old Bill sneaks away "to go to the toilet". No matter what guise DirectTV dresses its show in, the CGS is not hitting the target audience, nor in fact any audience.

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The inspirational decision of 'drafting' voluptuous Keeley Hazell as match official has to be the biggest selling point of the show to date. The Brunette bunny boiler from London has the pulling power to keep all adolescents glued to the screen as she gets her specified time slot to blow a whistle.

Not even an expose of Sujoy's secret love tryst with Ms.Hazell as the biggest eSports sex scandal on record would push the CGS to the forefront of the mainstream media's gaze. Only if the London Mint manager was inclined to upload the rumored sex tape would anything CGS related be worth watching.

The thing is, nobody has a clue what the CGS actually is. Mention it at a computer college to educational equivalent and you may receive a rare ripple or murmur of recognition from those reclusive types, but unless you meet someone part of our so called underground eSports movement you can talk till your blue in the face but your recipient will still fail to understand the relevance of the attempted CGS monopolization of eSports and more importantly as to how it is career threatening to hundreds of people spanning the globe.

No matter who Keeley beds this week, be it Besel, Sujoy or the dark horse with the bookies Odee, I know that I will instead, once again be watching David Anders manipulate Peter Petrelli as Hiro quests to avenge his fathers death.
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Comment by gb SAM - zr0 - 10 mon

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You are a crazy nutter.. thats all i can say :D

Seriously good writing though!

 

Comment by uk theMac - 10 mon

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I'm not gonna lie....but that is on of the best articles i've read in a long time.... even if it is fictional!

Well written!! ENTERTAINING!

 

Comment by nl fugazi - 10 mon

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I think proph has a thing for Keeley.



i wouldnt blame him tho ;]]

 

Comment by ie Spittie - 10 mon

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LOL! ^_^

 

Comment by se q0rra - 10 mon

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"Only if the London Mint manager was inclined to upload the rumored sex tape would anything CGS related be worth watching.
" You made my day! :D

 

Comment by nl xertion - 10 mon

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seriously what the hell :D
Nice shownews :P

 

Comment by es Raxhe - 10 mon

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haha nice read

 

Comment by pt LINKAGE - 10 mon

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this is the pure "WTF!#?" article, great read :p

 

Comment by au Ezail - 10 mon

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Very great read :)

 

Comment by ar DRSCRIPT - 10 mon

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who with what or who

 

Comment by cn AnnieX - 10 mon

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Haha, very entertaining :)

 

Comment by pt jkzz- - 10 mon

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wOw~

 

Comment by uk bidy - 10 mon

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Ohh and may I add that I envy Jay (2GD) as he got the chance to interview Ms.Hazell at the CGS

 

Comment by uk CAI - 10 mon

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haha very good article :)

 

Comment by ro EaASY - 10 mon

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nice boobs

 

Comment by us f1inch - 10 mon

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uhh huh

 

Comment by se minif0REST - 10 mon

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rofl

 

Comment by tr LarstyN - 10 mon

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huhu^^ :D

 

Comment by uk Kent - 10 mon

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Haha i remember seeing Jay's interview with keeley it was class :D

 

Comment by ar BisMarck - 9 mon

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Nice Girl :P
Nothing Stupid... ;)

 

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