today, i was sitting in class and i fell asleep during the lesson. i was wearing these tight sweatpants and had an erection. my teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. she thought it was my phone. :/
so i was stuck in traffic yesterday and just kinda thought it would be fun to masturbate. it was sunny and clear out, so i was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my dads jeep is pretty high off the ground, so i think no one noticed. i busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining the tweety bird floor mat. i felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. it was awkward and i regret it now. :/